Nathan
New member
Picture a world without tubes of any kind. Now picture yourself skipping through an elaborate garden in that world, wearing nothing but a pair of yellow rainboots and licking contentedly at a large strawberry lollipop. You can't do it can you? That's because a world without tubes is a world without joy.
Straws would no longer exist, that's for damn sure. Preliminary estimates have shown that without straws, peoples' ability to suck things would be reduced by a whopping 75%.
Without tubes, our sewer systems would be fundamentally flawed and our feces would have no where to go. We'd probably be reduced to finding creative places to hide our excrement, such as playgrounds and liposuction clinics.
The entire spectrum of Mario Brothers' games would no longer exist as we know them. We would be reduced to finding new and exciting things to tie our genitals to for amusement. Thousands upon thousands of people would be forced to take up caligraphy to pass the time, thus resulting in the consequent dismissal of those individuals from society because caligraphy is for homos.
*Insert conclusion here.*
Straws would no longer exist, that's for damn sure. Preliminary estimates have shown that without straws, peoples' ability to suck things would be reduced by a whopping 75%.
Without tubes, our sewer systems would be fundamentally flawed and our feces would have no where to go. We'd probably be reduced to finding creative places to hide our excrement, such as playgrounds and liposuction clinics.
The entire spectrum of Mario Brothers' games would no longer exist as we know them. We would be reduced to finding new and exciting things to tie our genitals to for amusement. Thousands upon thousands of people would be forced to take up caligraphy to pass the time, thus resulting in the consequent dismissal of those individuals from society because caligraphy is for homos.
*Insert conclusion here.*