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Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?


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Excerpt: I'm going to get a massage in a bit, the girl that takes care of me is cute, I've recently heard a few things about the place I go to, saying you can get one there. Plus, I'm on 500 mg/ sust/ wk. Thoughts?

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    Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    I'm going to get a massage in a bit, the girl that takes care of me is cute, I've recently heard a few things about the place I go to, saying you can get one there. Plus, I'm on 500 mg/ sust/ wk.


    Thoughts?

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    Blurt it out almost like you're kidding. Almost. If she laughs then you could be shit out of luck.

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    ask her if she wants to make another 50

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    ask her if she carries a badge first.

    You might get a happy ending on solicitation

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    Quote Quote posted by gotmilk
    ask her if she carries a badge first.

    You might get a happy ending on solicitation
    is that a myth, does a undercover cop really have to say if they are a cop when asked?

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    True story....

    but there's a difference between cop and detective..

    and semantics count....legal wording...

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    housekeeping...you want me fluff pillow?

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    Don't ask, nothing verbal, just casually make a hand gesture.
    Heard this from a female masseuse.

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    Quote Quote posted by hotzie
    ask her if she wants to make another 50
    $50 for a 30min handjob! What! I can take to 18 yr olds and do whatever I want with them for 24hrs for that money.

    Ask for a soapy or a 'special massage'.

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    Quote Quote posted by vansmack2000
    is that a myth, does a undercover cop really have to say if they are a cop when asked?
    myth. nys and fed courts have held deception/lying (assuming no other elements of entrapment) are permissable police tactics.
    Last edited by Mavafanculo; 08-Dec-2005 at 11:23 PM.

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