so this teenage cutie tells me that shes using laxatives to lose weight...

[GoldenDelicious]

so i tell her

"thats a pretty shitty way to do it"

i found it a bit funnier than she did

(was that a pharmacist joke? if it was, someone hire a hitman to kill me, cause i always swore not to do that shit )

(that shit! hahahahahahahhaa!!!)


()

 

[galaxy]

thats gross

 

[mountain muscle]

You get all the high class trim GD. LOL

 

[GoldenDelicious]

You get all the high class trim GD. LOL

not my fault that the selection around here is shitty

 

[mountain muscle]

not my fault that the selection around here is shitty

Sorry brother.

I am back in a target-rich environment.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Sorry brother.

I am back in a target-rich environment.

lol prick

i just look on the bright side...the way i see it, after operating here as a semi-professional pickerupperer these last 2-3 years, where pickeruppery is set on difficulty level Ultra Super Mega Hard, AND actually scoring some of the more sought after girls (aka end bosses ) ...im a destroyer at it

AND...most importantly...im moving. in a matter of days. DAYS OMFG

 

[mountain muscle]

lol prick

i just look on the bright side...the way i see it, after operating here as a semi-professional pickerupperer these last 2-3 years, where pickeruppery is set on difficulty level Ultra Super Mega Hard, AND actually scoring some of the more sought after girls (aka end bosses ) ...im a destroyer at it

AND...most importantly...im moving. in a matter of days. DAYS OMFG

Where are you heading GD? I still need to come see the outback. I heard stingray watching was popular.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Where are you heading GD? I still need to come see the outback. I heard stingray watching was popular.

well after an endless series of delays, fallthroughs, and an *almost* abandonment of the whole plan in order to get rich (hi bran ) im off to the lovely state of south australia where i am living with a couple of attractive girls (niether of whom i am going to touch) where several lovely ladies are anticipating my arrival () and the ratio is 7:3, mainly of german, greek, irish, and italian immigrant children...the men are useless chump slobs who barely hit the gym (i look like a complete roider compared to them) rarely fight (ie i am relatively tougher than Tong Po) and life is good

i am going to go completely nuts and post a lot of pictures

where is this target rich environment youve moved to? as i recall, you lived someplace rural...nice, yet far

 

[mountain muscle]

well after an endless series of delays, fallthroughs, and an *almost* abandonment of the whole plan in order to get rich (hi bran ) im off to the lovely state of south australia where i am living with a couple of attractive girls (niether of whom i am going to touch) where several lovely ladies are anticipating my arrival () and the ratio is 7:3, mainly of german, greek, irish, and italian immigrant children...the men are useless chump slobs who barely hit the gym (i look like a complete roider compared to them) rarely fight (ie i am relatively tougher than Tong Po) and life is good

i am going to go completely nuts and post a lot of pictures

where is this target rich environment youve moved to? as i recall, you lived someplace rural...nice, yet far

AHH, I have moved far from the rural abyss to a quite well-known city named Denver, Colorado.
An anually-recognized plethora of fit , successful women dying to meet a successful, fit man.

 

[Spanky11]

so from NT to SA...Why not Sydney or Melbourne?

At least there is alot of greeks in Melbourne.