So my dog licked my ass again...

[stilleto]

not really, but i love parody threads.

i'm so tired, and out of sleeping pills (OTC). i think its time for a nyquil and vodka cocktail or i'll never get through the night.

 

[biteme]

That's one reason why dogs gross me out. They lick their ass and then even grosser people let them lick them on the face and mouth because they say a dog's mouth is cleaner... Bullshit, they eat shit and vomit for Christ's sake.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol@OTC sleeping pills


n00b

 

[DannoMight]

How bout some late night doobie snacks. I'm a little whooped from riding a good chunk of the day.

 

[heatherrae]

My dog doesn't lick me. I must taste funny.

 

[Scotsman]

My dog doesn't lick me. I must taste funny.

Have you tried peanut butter?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[heatherrae]

Have you tried peanut butter?

Cheers,
Scotsman

I don't mean on my hoo ha.

If I wanted that, I would adopt this dog:

 

[Dial_tone]

My dog is not big on licking either. HE's maybe licked me 4-5 times in 4 years.

 

[heatherrae]

My dog is not big on licking either. HE's maybe licked me 4-5 times in 4 years.

yeah, I'm glad that mine doesn't do that all the time. That can get pretty gross. My ex bf had 2 damn St. Bernards that would get big long things of slobber hanging out of their mouthes and then come over and try to lick your damn face. UGH. It was like getting 3 pounds of snot wiped on you.

 

[mountain muscle]

yeah, I'm glad that mine doesn't do that all the time. That can get pretty gross. My ex bf had 2 damn St. Bernards that would get big long things of slobber hanging out of their mouthes and then come over and try to lick your damn face. UGH. It was like getting 3 pounds of snot wiped on you.

lmao, welcome to my world.

Snoop gets a good foot then decides to shake his head right next to me like a slobber ied.