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Excerpt: On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." ************************** Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** At a Proctologist's door

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    SIGNS SIGNS Everywhere is SIGNS

    On a Septic Tank Truck sign:

    "We're #1 in the #2 business."
    **************************

    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
    **************************

    At a Proctologist's door
    "To expedite your visit please back in."
    **************************

    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."
    **************************

    On a Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
    **************************

    Pizza Shop Slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
    **************************

    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."
    **************************

    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
    **************************

    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
    **************************

    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."
    **************************

    In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
    **************************

    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
    **************************

    At an Optometrist's Office
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
    **************************

    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."
    **************************

    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
    **************************

    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
    **************************

    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
    **************************

    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
    **************************

    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
    **************************

    At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."
    **************************

    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
    **************************

    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    **************************
    At a Propane Filling Station,
    "Tank heaven for little grills."
    **************************

    And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."

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