Religons of the world.

[BodhiDharma]

Religons of the world.

Some of you may have seen this on a tshirt

Taoism: Shit happens

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama ding ding

Hinduism: This shit happened before

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Buddhism:When shit happens, is it really shit?

Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens"

7th day adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it

Jehovah's Witness: Knock Knock, "Shit Happens"

Unitarian: What is this shit?

Morman: Shit happens again and again and again

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit

 

[argent]

That is a funny shirt. An old standby.

 

[BodhiDharma]

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