Reality is playing tricks on me.

[mordy]

I bought a new lock for the gym lockers the other day and promptly memorized the combination.

Well yesterday when i went to play some bball, my lock would not open. I tried a half dozen times. I gave up, put it back in my bag and left my bag on the side of the court.

So today, i stubbornly try it again, no luck. Then, for shits and giggles i tried the combo from my old lock. *click*

Now i am confused. They are the same brand so its easy to mistake them, BUT, I had lost my old lock in december when i used the same bag to carry stuff on vacation. I had removed the lock from the bag, and then never found it. I know for certain 100% i removed it from the bag. it was totally empty and i looked extra close after getting back and not being able to find it. Somehow, it reappeared in my bag. And, i still have the new lock too.



My only theory is my girlfriend found it and put it back in my bag.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

.. sock monster put it there.. of course now you are missing a sock..

 

[chewyxrage]

I lost my keys in a city over 100 miles away only to find them 2 months later in my room.....

 

[Evil_Frisky]

.. sock monster put it there.. of course now you are missing a sock..

OMG.... sock monster is back?

 

[Griz1]

I never lost my virginity, I simply misplaced it.

Still can't find the fucking thing!

 

[jerseyart]

I lost a gf in a club one time.


But when I got home she was there waiting for me

.

 

[Scotsman]

I hate the sock monster. If I ever catch him there'll never be another mismatched sock on this planet again.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jackangel]

this year halloween fell on a weekend
me n ghetto boys are trick or treatin
robbin little kids for bags

 

[BrothaBill]

It was the underwear gnomes!