me- "dude you should of seen this girl I banged last night, she looked like Carmen Electra"
friend- "yeah I banged a girl hotter than Carmen Electra"
me- "yeah 5 years ago when you weren't married, loser"
friend: "what did you do this weekend"
me: "I went to the Kenny Chesney concert, we were in the mid section, good times"
friend: "yeah I went to the Kenny Chesney concert and sat front row last year"