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Citruscide
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Well, I'm from the Windy City, Chi-Town... the home of the Monster's of the Midway... and I have lived in CA for about 6 months, and have come to one very sound conclusion.
Chicks that live in Chicago have asses that just go PPPPFFFFFT. They have beautiful faces, great upper bodies, and then a flat, bigger or just bodacious ass.... not the kind where you are like FLAAADDDOOW! but the kind where you are like... Ehhhh...
In SoCal, the girls asses are just like GAAAWWWDDD DAAAAAAYYYUUUMM!!! They are bubbly, perfect, not to crazy... I mean... a GOOD ass out here BLOWS away a GOOD ass back in Chicago and probably the Midwest.
Climates? Probably... SoCal women need to look good to wear shorts ALL year... where Chicago women feast and "bulk up" during the winter months storing precious warmth giving blubber to their hind-quarters.
Just an observation by the C-man
C-ditty
Chicks that live in Chicago have asses that just go PPPPFFFFFT. They have beautiful faces, great upper bodies, and then a flat, bigger or just bodacious ass.... not the kind where you are like FLAAADDDOOW! but the kind where you are like... Ehhhh...
In SoCal, the girls asses are just like GAAAWWWDDD DAAAAAAYYYUUUMM!!! They are bubbly, perfect, not to crazy... I mean... a GOOD ass out here BLOWS away a GOOD ass back in Chicago and probably the Midwest.
Climates? Probably... SoCal women need to look good to wear shorts ALL year... where Chicago women feast and "bulk up" during the winter months storing precious warmth giving blubber to their hind-quarters.
Just an observation by the C-man
C-ditty