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The Pubic Hair

big_bad_buff

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oh pubic hair, how do you get on top of the urinals? how do you get into the trunk of my CAR? how do you travel so FAR?....i wonder oh 3 inch long public hair, how do you get into my fucking bed, how do you get into places above my HEAD?.... i shave my shit Off, you descust me 3 inch long pubic hair, you come out of my my mouth when i COUGH. how oh how do you get so HIGH? are you trying to reach the SKY? i once saw a pubic hair on top of a ROOF, can you FLY?.........thank you thank you


you ever wonder how a pubic hair got on top of a urinal? or why a 1-3 inch long pubic hair is in your fuckin house? when yours is not that long? ever wonder what possesses people to let it grow so long? what the hell?...............i'v had a few to drink just made me think a little.
 
big_bad_buff said:
oh pubic hair, how do you get on top of the urinals? how do you get into the trunk of my CAR? how do you travel so FAR?....i wonder oh 3 inch long public hair, how do you get into my fucking bed, how do you get into places above my HEAD?.... i shave my shit Off, you descust me 3 inch long pubic hair, you come out of my my mouth when i COUGH. how oh how do you get so HIGH? are you trying to reach the SKY? i once saw a pubic hair on top of a ROOF, can you FLY?.........thank you thank you


you ever wonder how a pubic hair got on top of a urinal? or why a 1-3 inch long pubic hair is in your fuckin house? when yours is not that long? ever wonder what possesses people to let it grow so long? what the hell?...............i'v had a few to drink just made me think a little.


Dude.. I gotta share some Karma with you for that one.. I almost lost a protein shake from reading that one... ROFLMAO
 
This shit bugs me to. My dad has it everywhere in the bathroom and I seriously want to kill him for it. It somehow get on the sink, all over the toilet and anywhere else as well. My fat fucking uncle is the most disgusting piece of trash I have ever seen as he has hair everywhere in his bathroom, his place is a mess, and he has piss and shit stains all over his toilet seat. Now how in the fuck can you get shit sit on the TOILET SEAT? Fuck I wish he woud die!!:mad:
 
2 words for all guys/gals:

WAX STRIPS!

I hate body hair, I think it's disgusting. Shave, wax, electrolysis - so something!! Just get rid of it or at least trim! Blah!
 
I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh
The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams


The secret of the crablouse

Here's a message for the girls about vaginas
And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
Mind your labia they're never out of danger
If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
It's the crablouse that's out to get ya!
It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair
Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there

It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite

The little vampire, horny and so greedy
It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy
It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick
A party animal, a pervert and a pig
If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva
Stumbles through your body right into your vulva
Then waits patiently until a penetration
Gets it out of there and right into salvation

It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite

Now we know the little crablouse is a raver
You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor
It's unbearable, funky and so cool
A real smartass and nobody's fool
If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem
We all know that it's connected with his scrotum
He might tell you that his undie is too tight
But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right

It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite
My love machine, my maddest dream
Turns me on, makes me come
 
HappyScrappy said:
I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh
The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams


The secret of the crablouse

Here's a message for the girls about vaginas
And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
Mind your labia they're never out of danger
If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
It's the crablouse that's out to get ya!
It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair
Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there

It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite

The little vampire, horny and so greedy
It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy
It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick
A party animal, a pervert and a pig
If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva
Stumbles through your body right into your vulva
Then waits patiently until a penetration
Gets it out of there and right into salvation

It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite

Now we know the little crablouse is a raver
You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor
It's unbearable, funky and so cool
A real smartass and nobody's fool
If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem
We all know that it's connected with his scrotum
He might tell you that his undie is too tight
But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right

It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite
My love machine, my maddest dream
Turns me on, makes me come

Awesome! L.o.a. rule
 
marijuana in a yo brain
takes more time to ejaculate
roll up a spliff and throws away the day
with marijuana in a yo brain
 
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