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which one of you elite assholes drained the oil from my bike this weekend?


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Excerpt: Sorry bro, I ran out of lubrication....your mom was pissed. It was the only thing I could think of....well, your mom was happy...a little sore....but happy. :fro:

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    Big Buck
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    Sorry bro, I ran out of lubrication....your mom was pissed. It was the only thing I could think of....well, your mom was happy...a little sore....but happy.

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    Serious? What kind of bike? Sounds like you had a visit from the 'forgot to fill the bike with oil when changing the oil' fairy...

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    I told you to slow TF-down when drive down my skreet!

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    That's low shit.

    Why do you think it was someone from here?

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    Some peeps have NO RESPECT for other people's property! Makes me mad as heck!

    Sorry about your ride. I hope you fix their 'lil red wagon if you find 'em!

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    the guy I give a ride to every morning has a honda cbr600 (I think that is what it is called) and somebody drove into it while it was parked. the knocked the shit out of it and just drove away. it was likely an accident since he has no reason to have anyone do that to him, and the person didn't leave a note. every single fairing (sp?) was fucked and the engine was messed b/c of the oil doing something...

    anyway, moral of the story: shoot anyone you see on your street. yup.

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    watch those brake lines!

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    jebus what a fucken soap opera yall should be a little more considerate... or openly converse about your guns (not the ones on your arms ya ingids..) Where do ya get these enemies from???

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    Shaq did it.

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    Go get him dawg!

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