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Hey bros,
I have this issue where I have what I consider to be an inordinately sweaty ass. It isn't like sometimes I get warm and then my ass just sweats, but I am talking at any given point in the day, no matter how calm I am, my ass is dripping with sweat.
Note that when I say "ass" I mean my actual butt, the crack, the hole, and maybe even my nuts too.
I don't mean it as a reference to me as an entity, not like "don't make my ass come over there".
I am also in no way referring to any donkeys that I may or may not own.
I have tried everything to stop my ass from sweating. And by "everything" I mostly mean mental concentration and physical bunching of my underwear up into said crack.
What I want to know is at what point should I consider this level of sweating "excessive" since it is both wet and stench inducing. Should I approach a doctor about this, and if so, what sorts of things should I mention to him/her? Should I shave it just before? Should I wear special underwear or perfume? Do pimples and ingrown hairs discourage a doctor from giving an accurate assessment (no pun intended) as to how sweaty one's ass is?
Are there specialists, or should I just see a general practitioner? Should I see someone specializing in pediatric care - I wouldn't think that would matter - but I don't remember my ass being this sweaty when I was younger, so perhaps the kid doc might know what to do.
Or a dentist? They have all of those power tools, so I figure they likely know a lot.
Anyway, I hope I'm not the only one with a very sweaty ass that smells and feels as if you have pissed yourself, leading to nearly assured dehydration throughout the day.
I have this issue where I have what I consider to be an inordinately sweaty ass. It isn't like sometimes I get warm and then my ass just sweats, but I am talking at any given point in the day, no matter how calm I am, my ass is dripping with sweat.
Note that when I say "ass" I mean my actual butt, the crack, the hole, and maybe even my nuts too.
I don't mean it as a reference to me as an entity, not like "don't make my ass come over there".
I am also in no way referring to any donkeys that I may or may not own.
I have tried everything to stop my ass from sweating. And by "everything" I mostly mean mental concentration and physical bunching of my underwear up into said crack.
What I want to know is at what point should I consider this level of sweating "excessive" since it is both wet and stench inducing. Should I approach a doctor about this, and if so, what sorts of things should I mention to him/her? Should I shave it just before? Should I wear special underwear or perfume? Do pimples and ingrown hairs discourage a doctor from giving an accurate assessment (no pun intended) as to how sweaty one's ass is?
Are there specialists, or should I just see a general practitioner? Should I see someone specializing in pediatric care - I wouldn't think that would matter - but I don't remember my ass being this sweaty when I was younger, so perhaps the kid doc might know what to do.
Or a dentist? They have all of those power tools, so I figure they likely know a lot.
Anyway, I hope I'm not the only one with a very sweaty ass that smells and feels as if you have pissed yourself, leading to nearly assured dehydration throughout the day.
