Ok, so I went to a strip club ...

[Pinky Girl]

Ok, so I went to a strip club and say a girl do the split right in front of me, and the only thing I was able to think of was : "How was she able to do this?". She did it like it was nothing and like it was sooooo easy...

So I would like to know, are there tricks (exercices or some stretching) to do the split.

Thanks.

 

[gabagoo]

Rent Kickboxer with Jean Claude van Damme.

Oh, and uh, YOU'RE WELCOME!

 

[Austin316]

Thats nothing, those girls can do some really crazy shit... Or so I hear

 

[minion]

I seen a girl shoot darts out of her cooch and pop ballons.
This was in Thailand though.

 

[spongebob]

Ok, so I went to a strip club and say a girl do the split right in front of me, and the only thing I was able to think of was : "How was she able to do this?". She did it like it was nothing and like it was sooooo easy...

So I would like to know, are there tricks (exercices or some stretching) to do the split.

Thanks.

the splits?....uhmm, i dont know, who cares. so tell us what else you saw?.....uhmm

 

[spongebob]

i seen a girl drop eggs out of her taco and crack them on the rim of a glass.

 

[spongebob]

I seen a girl shoot darts out of her cooch and pop ballons.
This was in Thailand though.

hey bro, i know you seen all the crazy shit over there. i was there in 89'. that shit was curazzzy.

 

[Pinky Girl]

I seen a girl shoot dart out of her cooch and pop ballons.

No, really?!? hihihi!!!

I forgot to specified that I want to learn how to do this so I would have something new in the bedroom to show my BF. Imagine the possibilities...!!! Oh, yeah, and the fact that I always wanted to do the split but never could...

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

Well, if you want to drop the cash try


Kurz, Tom. Stretching Scientifically: a Guide to Flexibility Training. Stadion, 1994

they have it at barnesandnobles.com for $17. This is by far the fastest most effective stretching program I have ever used, and I am naturally a very inflexible person...I got up to a split in two months and could kick over someones head without warming up. I don't have a 12" dong though, so my dreams of being a male stripper fell through.

 

[pornst@r]

Anybody get to check out the banana show in in okinawa(I know i didnt spell that right)...I once saw a stripper pull a cupie doll out of her puss and bout ten feet of pearls out of her ass, all in one sitting.. after that it takes a little more than splits to excite me.....besides Pinky, ready to try some pink or just curious and thought the strip club would pass some time