The Official Cool Phrases for custom T-Shirts thread!!!!

[JoNeS]

Post up all the cool phrases that you can get printed on a custom T-Shirt. If anyone watched the real world / road rules challenge, those guys wore an ass-load of custom shirts.

I was thinking about getting one that said "I'm shy" on the front, and then said "But I have a big dick" on the back.

Anyone have any cool Ideas?

Don't turn this into a joke thread!!!!!!!

 

[fogg88]

" free mustache rides "

 

[Buddy_Christ]

had a hat for a while that said "Mustache Rides Availible."

wearing a shirt right now that says - Your trailer park called. Their trash is missing.

have one that says - LESS TALK. MORE SUCK.

another one - my imaginary friend says you have mental problems.

my fav - Don't assume i'm not into cheap, meaningless sex.

i wanna get a hat embroidered with - "Get a mouthful of my meat." in smaller lettering underneath i want it to say "at Bubba Ray's Deli."

 

[SoreArms]

I have a T that reads "If you really loved me you'd suck it!"

 

[mountain muscle]

Sex Instructor.... First Lesson Free!

 

[JoNeS]

What about phrases that aren't sex related? Like in the movie pumping iron arnold had a shirt that said "arnold is numero uno" thats fucking pimp!

 

[JoNeS]

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[wtlftr]

if I'd known this I would have picked my own damn......never mine. It was already printed

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

"Choke Yourself!".....well, I think it'd be a cool shirt.

 

[wtlftr]

ulcaster...........you like dungeons and dragons or some other weird shiat