Not interested means, not interested

[strongsmartsexy]

Ok, what is the language or set of words I have to use on this young woman at Starbuck's to make it clear I'm not interested in her at all? I've told her I'm not interested in her. I've told her I'm married. I've even brought my wife in and introduced her. This young woman seems to think that she is exactly what I need.

Oh, I've already resorted to going to a different starbuck's that is a bit further out of the way, but then she popped up at that one as a fill in for someone who called in sick.

 

[SoreArms]

is she hot?

 

[Paulo]

Give me a day with her, she'll be so turned off by men that she'll never even make eye contact with you again

 

[string_bean00]

Hit it raw dawg!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

is she hot?

Absolutely! If I were single....no she's even too young if I was single.

 

[AAP]

Tell her she's too fat.

 

[SoreArms]

Absolutely! If I were single....no she's even too young if I was single.

how about I drive down to San Diego and you introduce me as your even handsomer illegitimate son?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Tell her she's too fat.

Nah, she's so much seeking approval that any negative comment is going to force her to do even more to gain my acceptance.

 

[jerkbox]

i wish i had these problems

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

i wish i had these problems

Yeah, No Shit