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Nature Boy......Primus


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Excerpt: Nature Boy I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be But you don't see me No one can see me I pull my blinds Fill out my income tax form Pen in hand I write so legibly

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  1. #1
    dballer
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    Nature Boy......Primus

    Nature Boy
    I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off
    Dance around the house like nature boy
    My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be
    But you don't see me
    No one can see me

    I pull my blinds
    Fill out my income tax form
    Pen in hand I write so legibly
    I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him
    But you don't see me
    No one should see me

    I pull the blinds
    For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating
    I have my videos-loads of Ren and Stimpy
    Bottom-a bit of pornography
    But you don't see me
    No one should see me

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    ????????
    I've been persecuted since I sailed in through the door!
    And I've been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and 5!
    And I've been gettin my ass chewed since the day I arrived!

  2. #2
    dballer
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    bump for the Nature Boy!!!!!

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    bro I had sailing the seas of cheese and fuck I don't remember the album after that. I saw em in concert in 93.... WILD!!

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    dballer
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    yeah... awesome band!!! The song Nature Boy is off of the Pork Soda cd... it is an awesome song. That is where I thought you picked up your name!!!

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    if I told you where I got my name from you'd think I was a huge cheese ball, even worse than all the icyhotstunnaz combined.

    pork soda!! that was the name of the album! I'm getting senile.

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    dballer
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    hmmmm I don't think the story behind mine is any better... but if you want to swap stories... I am sure we could make eachother laugh!!!! I still laugh at the story behind mine.. but I guss it is more stupidity than humor!!!

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    stupidity is humor. Allright I'm going first. When I was a kid I was major into wrestling. And my favorite wrestler was ric flair aka the nature boy. that mofo would come in the right with a hot woman on each arm (keep in mind this was in the 80's so they had big hair and all) and wear supposedly armani suits and rolex watches and talk the most shit better than anyone. He was a bad guy, but everyone loved to hate him. I don't know the name of his entrance music except it's what they play in 2001 a space oddesy.

    Yes I am a dork.

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    dballer
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    hahaha that is awesome.. I met him and Tully and Arn Anderson at the airport when I was 14 (I worked there as a janitor)

    Well.. about 1-1/2 years ago I decided to do a run of AS.. but I was afraid of injctng... so I got some DBol... I mean ALOT of DBol.. and I was eating about 15 per day! Well I swelled up really fast... and it was very obvious.. I had really bad acne on my shoulders and back... all of my buddies started calling me DBaller .... then I had my liver checked and the doctor told me to cut the DBol out quick... when I stopped the shit on my back got worse... it was embarrassing...... really bad..... really stupid!!!!

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    bro you met 3/4 of the four horsemen!!!! Oh man! (I am still a dork).

    man I get you fucken stretched out your clothes BIG time! 15 dbols a day!?!? Wow!!!! Live and learn I guess eh? Anyway, I see you're putting some moves on that gal from wisconsin, so I'm going to take off. Peace out dballer, good talking to you.

  10. #10
    dballer
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    you too Nature!!! Talk to you again later.

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