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Excerpt: I got this mysterious package in the mail today addressed to me in care of the peoples apt. I am watching. No body knows I am here. I think I should not open it and throw it in the garbage. Any ideas?

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    Mysterious package

    I got this mysterious package in the mail today addressed to me in care of the peoples apt. I am watching. No body knows I am here. I think I should not open it and throw it in the garbage. Any ideas?

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    You got it today? Good. Write "Return to Sender" on it and leave it on the table. Unfortunately, it is only package #1 of 2. Another one is to follow very shortly.

    BTW: Thank you!

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    Please open it. I want to know what it is!

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    Originally posted by X.X
    Please open it. I want to know what it is!


    Llama porn.

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    it was just a theoretical question. I never got anything weird like that in the mail it would be scary.
    Why Am i getting 2 and not just 1.
    Tell me the deal was 1. so that means 1 for you 1 for me.
    I get to pick mine

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    Llama porn

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    Originally posted by HamsterHider
    it was just a theoretical question. I never got anything weird like that in the mail it would be scary.
    Why Am i getting 2 and not just 1.
    Tell me the deal was 1. so that means 1 for you 1 for me.
    I get to pick mine

    Sorry Sparky! They're both mine! Too much to fit into one package, I guess.

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    ok were they shipped seperately. on different days. That jack ass tank top should probably be here then by tommorw.

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    Originally posted by May1010




    Llama porn.
    OK, now you fucked up Mary. Don't ever tease about having llama porn, that's almost as sacreligious as saying you have midget porn and not really having any.

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    mmm, lllllllaaaaaaaammmmmmaaaaa.
    I gotta breed me a midget llama - best of both worlds!

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