Hey! I need to get laid too! If the mood takes me, I just might be all over Velvet like white on rice. Don't count me out!
P.S. I'm getting itchy to buy groceries. When are you moving?!!!??!! Also, I want to buy a "wifebeater" tank ... I need to have that shipped to your house! he he heh e he heh eh eh e
well i just bought a new condo and i need a intelligent, creative, stunningly beaautiful woman to help me decorate it. Want to help? PS I'm getting a new bed too.
In the spirit of open and honest communication, I should tell you something. Hamster Hider and I are friends. We've hung out a few times and he's confided something very sensitive to me. He's sworn me to secrecy but I think you should know. Promise not to tell anyone? Good.
Hamster Hider was in a serious accident and lost his penis. He doesn't have one any more. All he has is a urethral hole. I just thought you should know.