I may have to find another Richard avi. He is a misunderstood genius.
It was a definitive AVI, wasn't it? Isn't there a little Richard inside every one of us? Sometimes when I'm working-out I have to reach deep inside myself and touch my "Inner Richard".
We should have a way to measure manliness based on him. I'd say the standard should be Richard's manliness = 1 Richard. That way, regular people could be measured relative to that (i.e.):
1) Arnold Schwarzenegger = 1.1 microRichards
2) Chuck Norris = 2.0 microRichards
3) Ronnie Coleman = 0.75 microRichards
etc, etc..
We should have a way to measure manliness based on him. I'd say the standard should be Richard's manliness = 1 Richard. That way, regular people could be measured relative to that (i.e.):
1) Arnold Schwarzenegger = 1.1 microRichards
2) Chuck Norris = 2.0 microRichards
3) Ronnie Coleman = 0.75 microRichards
etc, etc..
That's the downside of using Richard as a standard. He may be 1.0 Richardness, but no one else is going to even get close to that. I'm pulling 1.35 microRichards right now but that's with a day full of weights, beer, drive-by animal hunting and no-pads full contact football -- all while receiving head. That manilness score could drop simply by rinsing-off my plate after dinner.