MLB player arrested for assaulting a sausage

[the nature boy]

http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0709/1578808.html

 

[Nathan]

Sometimes I make this ugly face and recoil in horror whenever I read your posts. This is one of those times.

 

[p0ink]

any video/pictures?

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

This guy is a dumbass. He actually got charged with a misdemeanor...we'll see if they prosecute.

Turns out teh woman in the costume isOK, and if she has half a brain, she can litigate this thing and get out of there with a fwe bucks.

High prfile cases always settle for more money than the amount of the injury is worth. She's got both teams and the player that can be named as defendants.

Could be a 6 figure pay day for her.

 

[the nature boy]

This guy is a dumbass. He actually got charged with a misdemeanor...we'll see if they prosecute.

Turns out teh woman in the costume isOK, and if she has half a brain, she can litigate this thing and get out of there with a fwe bucks.

High prfile cases always settle for more money than the amount of the injury is worth. She's got both teams and the player that can be named as defendants.

Could be a 6 figure pay day for her.

true, but she was treated for a scraped knee. what can she sue him for?

 

[p0ink]

i still dont understand why he hit her with a bat.

 

[PoyeBoy]

true, but she was treated for a scraped knee. what can she sue him for?

sexual assault

 

[PoyeBoy]

i still dont understand why he hit her with a bat.

because he is a baseball player, duh

 

[SV2]

I heard about the sausage incident on the radio this morning.. All I know is that the player must be total spazz.. To let a dancing sausage piss you off to the point of assult...

Law suit...

 

[p0ink]

was it just a 'tap' with a bat, or did he actually fucking club her?