Missed my fucking flight

[WoodyO]

you risk pissing in your own face if you sit down with a boner.

 

[Mad Jasper]

Lololo

 

[-SD-]

the size of my dick makes me have to push my ass against the tank to make it hook under the lid when fully torqued

 

[WoodyO]

I almost missed my flight to NY this past holiday, but only because my dumbass ride overslept. I had to run like a jackass at 6:00am and got there with three people left in the boarding line. I'm still salty about it. I hate hate hate being late for anything, even when it doesn't matter as much as a plane ride.

But you're always late for beer club?

 

[PICK3]

the size of my dick makes me have to push my ass against the tank to make it hook under the lid when fully torqued

pics?

 

[caligirl85]

pics?

Lololol

 

[Strongbow]

Fuck yo flight ngr

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[miplank]

But you're always late for beer club?

Callout!!!1

 

[wootoom]

Foreskin is fucking gross


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[WoodyO]

I've never tasted it