Missed my fucking flight

[Mad Jasper]

I flew out to San Francisco from Jacksonville last March with layovers in Atlanta and LA. I had about 30 - 40 minutes per layover. As we headed to the runway in Jax a severe TS popped out of nowhere. Winds were 70-80mph. The pilot had to reposition us facing the wind to keep us from rolling down the Tarmac. We were 30 minutes late in taking off and pretty much all of us in first class was shit-faced when we got to ATL. I was the last one to board my connecting flight with barely a minute to spare. In fact, delta had already rebooked my flights. Had I missed it, I would have had to wait 9 hours for the next one.

But I'm not a fucking vegan phaggot like you so I made my flight.

 

[PICK3]

If God wanted me to fly he'd have covered me with feathers and crammed a jet engine up my ass




just sayin'

 

[bigbassturd]

You'd like that

 

[Mad Jasper]

If God wanted me to fly he'd have covered me with feathers and crammed a jet engine up my ass




just sayin'

But you settled for a dick instead

 

[pdaddyII]

The only thing that really matters is what kind of scotch is that?

Glenfiddich 12yr, doubles...neat

Nan, we just got pushed back about 5hrs. No extra charge, Delta has always treated me right. Spirit and Frontier can suck a fat one though.

 

[pdaddyII]

that has nothing to do with speed.

Also, I doubt it.

Aren't you like a beefy 250lb'er? Doesn't the more muscle you have require more oxygen during ATP?

 

[-SD-]

Aren't you like a beefy 250lb'er? Doesn't the more muscle you have require more oxygen during ATP?

it requires more oxygen to jerk off i can attest to that

 

[wootoom]

Cool fucking story bro


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[-SD-]

Cool fucking story bro


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you require more oxygen to type that fucking post

 

[dabuffguy]

you require more oxygen to type that fucking post

You watch your whorish tramp mouth!