>>ASSASSIN X<<
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ASSASSIN wll answer any & all queries about life's mysteries in this thread. Ask the ASSASSIN any question & he will provide an insightful, well though-out response. You must hurry, however, as the ASSASSIN fully expects to be bad Karma'd into hyperspace very shortly.
Some Important Groundrules:
1. ASSASSIN always refers to himself in the 3rd person, you are encouraged to do the same.
2. You would be correct if you assumed that the ASSASSIN has had ALL of the ladies of Elite. Those who did not sleep with ASSASSIN, blew him. Any chick denying having carnal knowledge of the ASSASSIN either never got a 2nd midnight Booty Call or ASSASSIN used his "old fake name trick" he reserves for the obese or acutely unattractive. (Nature Boy, this might help explain all of the nasty emails you have been receiving from ugly chicks. Sorry, ASSASSIN just could not say his name was Happy Scrappy with a straight face.)
3. Be gentle with the ASSASSIN as he got so drunk last night he either fucked a short hairy chick, badly in need of a Tic Tac, or the neighbor's Basset Hound, Floppy. Either way it was worth the 20 bucks.
MORAL: Dating that parking lot hoochie Alexiarenee will drive you to drink.
NOW.......BRING IT!!
Some Important Groundrules:
1. ASSASSIN always refers to himself in the 3rd person, you are encouraged to do the same.
2. You would be correct if you assumed that the ASSASSIN has had ALL of the ladies of Elite. Those who did not sleep with ASSASSIN, blew him. Any chick denying having carnal knowledge of the ASSASSIN either never got a 2nd midnight Booty Call or ASSASSIN used his "old fake name trick" he reserves for the obese or acutely unattractive. (Nature Boy, this might help explain all of the nasty emails you have been receiving from ugly chicks. Sorry, ASSASSIN just could not say his name was Happy Scrappy with a straight face.)
3. Be gentle with the ASSASSIN as he got so drunk last night he either fucked a short hairy chick, badly in need of a Tic Tac, or the neighbor's Basset Hound, Floppy. Either way it was worth the 20 bucks.
MORAL: Dating that parking lot hoochie Alexiarenee will drive you to drink.
NOW.......BRING IT!!