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Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?


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Excerpt: One is a hard-core, bible-thumpin' Jesus freak that likes shoes, cats, and bling. The other is a woman-hating, godless heathen who cherishes his Warhammer 40000 gatherings almost as much as his signed copy of Taylor Swift's first hit single. Can this love last, or will they end up like heatherrae and...everyone that knows heatherrae.

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  1. #41
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    Re: Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?

    Quote Quote posted by cindylou View Post
    java's a good catch. The only downside is that he knows it
    Most women have always considered me a good catch, till they get me in the boat.


    Quote posted by DaBangEm
    Strongbow, you are like Jesus man. Way to turn that kids shit fest into a teachable moment. Now you hold him down while I jam a needle in his ass.



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    Re: Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?

    Quote Quote posted by OMEGA View Post
    Great sex makes up for alot of personal flaws

    Oh " we need to have alot in common bala bla " NO you dont

    You dont need a Pal, you need a Mate.
    lol are you srs?

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    Re: Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?

    Omega is saying who needs to talk to each other if the fucking is awesome.


    Quote posted by DaBangEm
    Strongbow, you are like Jesus man. Way to turn that kids shit fest into a teachable moment. Now you hold him down while I jam a needle in his ass.



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    Re: Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?

    ^^ this

    but ...the ex and I are like identical ppl in interests and theres no sex spark...never really was...it failed

    current husband great sex...only a little in common...but now the sex is gone...so...fail?


    i give relationships a big fuckin fail

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    Re: Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?

    omege is right

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    Re: Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?

    Quote Quote posted by cindylou View Post
    lol are you srs?
    Cindy yes I am

    you dont know till you've been there babe

    Once someone has they will understand.

    The whole " I need xyz in common " is a media perpetuated lie

    Go to "Eharmony" if you buy into that.
    Last edited by OMEGA; 16-Dec-2010 at 02:57 PM.

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    Re: Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?

    Quote Quote posted by OMEGA View Post
    Great sex makes up for alot of personal flaws

    Oh " we need to have alot in common bala bla " NO you dont

    You dont need a Pal, you need a Mate.
    not in the long term.

    for a year or so maximum, can sex disguise a flawed relationship with little to no foundation.



    the easy test is if after you bust a nut do you just feel like "oh god, go away".

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    Re: Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?

    Quote Quote posted by Strongbow View Post
    Well I'm still coming in February.
    Not if you don't transfer me that karma.

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    Re: Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?

    Quote Quote posted by OMEGA View Post
    Cindy yes I am

    you dont know till you've been there babe

    Once you have you will understand.

    The whole " I need xyz in common " is a media perpetuated lie

    Go to "Eharmony" if you buy into that.


    or elitefitness

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    Re: Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?

    Quote Quote posted by calveless wonder View Post
    not in the long term.

    for a year or so maximum, can sex disguise a flawed relationship with little to no foundation.



    the easy test is if after you bust a nut do you just feel like "oh god, go away".
    GUt Damn I hate the hell out of this but CW is fucking spot on. My last several wives was all about good sex, after the sex it was like go fucking jump off a bridge, cause I hate the sound of your voice, unless of course it's moaning my name or your choking on your spit while you got my meat down your throat. And lets be honest some of us are getting older, I actually wanna blow my load on you and after you make me a sammich I wanna talk about what your gonna make me for breakfast before I go to sleep these days.


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    Strongbow, you are like Jesus man. Way to turn that kids shit fest into a teachable moment. Now you hold him down while I jam a needle in his ass.



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