Interesting stuff I read in a bathroom stall the other day

[gsxr1000]

"Now is not the time to wonder, now is time to SHIT LIKE THUNDER!!!"

"Here I sit brokenhearted, came to shit but only farted"

"Don't look up here, the joke is between your legs"

"He who writes upon these walls rolls hit shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, eats those little balls of shit"

 

[Y_lifter]

867-5309 jenny

 

[slickdadd]

Bathroom stall wisdom rules. My fav goes a little something like this. And a one and a two....

"Led Zep says the slong remains the same." Just so simple. Yet great.

 

[gsxr1000]

Everyone feel free to add you own to this list.

That way when I go back I can add my own words of wisdom to that wall.

 

[FreeballinDC]

For those of you who are/were military, this one came from a latrine stall

"eat here, shit there. SHORT!"

For those of you who don't know, "short" refers to a short timer with very little time left at a duty station or tour of duty.

Your thought for the day.

 

[beefybull]

Hear I sit, all broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but only farted
If you want to shit with ease
Put your elbows on your knees
Give yourself a gentle squeeze
And out it comes, like rotten cheese

 

[powerforward]

867-5309 jenny

a true classic.

 

[cccp]

"if you want your cock sucked be here at 6:30pm on 3/15/03"

Our library bathrooms are filled with this homo crap.

 

[AAP]

"if you want your cock sucked be here at 6:30pm on 3/15/03"

Our library bathrooms are filled with this homo crap.

All written by heteros.

 

[jackangel]

Stephen King wrote a short story (in a collection called Everything's Eventual) about a traveling salesman who collects the phrases he finds in bathroom stalls. He mentions several throughout the story, some of which are funny, and others just odd but intriguing. Here are the ones that I remember:

Save Russian Jews, collect valuable prizes.

Everything you love will be carried away (title of the story also).

Here I sit, on the pooper, giving birth to a Maine state trooper.

poopie doopie you so loopy

Here I sit, cheeks a flexin', giving birth to another Texan.