If EliteFitness members wrote books, what would those books be titled?

[Paulos]

The Fine Art of Horse Fellation - Darktooth

 

[HS Lifter]

Swimmers and the Spankerchief- Paulos

 

[Paulos]

Swimmers and the Spankerchief- Paulos

If you had said the sock instead you'd be 100% correct.

Ironic that I just jerked off two minutes ago.

 

[BigBazooka]

"Managing with pain. The art of pellet guns." -Fonz

 

[HighIntensity]

The art of cleaning a poop glazed penis vol. III. by Darktooth

 

[Zerxes]

dballer: "All Girls are Whores".

High Intensity: "I Feel Pret-ty. So So Pret-ty"

 

[WODIN]

Supersizeme: Seven Ways to Drug Your Date.
Cornholio: Slasher Flicks & Tranny Chicks..my life in the Theatre.
HG Pennypacker: How to Marry a 10 when you're a 5!
Beastboy: Tables I've Lifted.
Havoc: Hit This Bong

 

[beastboy]

HG Pennypacker: How to Marry a 10 when you're a 5!

5???? Maybe if Helen Keller was the judge.

 

[havoc]

The Art of Braiding Ass Hairs, by Beastboy

How to Sell Fake Protein, by George Spellwin

10 Cycles and Still Small, by Fonz (or anyone for that matter)

Smallmovesal, by Happy Scrappy

The Super Ego, by Havoc (see I can diss myself)

The History of the Word Broly, by Nature Girl

Prosac, by Decem

Mr. Happy, by Nordstrom

Sane, by Bikinimom

Wheelchair Bingo, by Wodin

Bro, by Supersizeme

Medieval Techniques to Clean the Colon, by Hi Intensity

Gay Looking Shirts, by Frackal



Peace, just joking of course

 

[MassiveGunz]

OWNED!!! by me