I Hate Being A Night Owl Because.......

[CremasterBlaster]

Sometimes I enjoy a nice cup of coffee at night, but after a thousand hands of No Limit Hold'em on P Stars, 12 infomercials, 36 genital herpes commercials, and an endless run of hearing "so simple a caveman could do it"....i just hate being a night owl.....and yes, Valtrex can reduce the symptoms of genital herpes....(or so they say)

 

[heatherrae]

don't forget the "extenz" commercial to "increase the size of that special part of the man's anatomy"

or

Girls Gone Wild Meets Godzilla Part 3498. WOO HOO!

or

Hip Hop abs. "this is my favorite move called the 'git bizzy'"

 

[bigmann245]

or the shitty lawyer ads that swear they can get you money for stubbing your toe on someones property

 

[canadianhitman]

don't forget the "extenz" commercial to "increase the size of that special part of the man's anatomy"

or

Girls Gone Wild Meets Godzilla Part 3498. WOO HOO!

or

Hip Hop abs. "this is my favorite move called the 'git bizzy'"

Don't forget Yoga Booty Ballet, or that new clothes steamer.

 

[heatherrae]

Holy cow! you can tell that we are all insomniacs on this thread...lol.