I got the sprints

[pauly]

These ain't the runs, these be the sprints. My tummy churns like a refinery until I make it to the toilet and my butt explodes. You should see the mess it leaves, kinda like someone took a paintbrush with brown paint and shook it off in the toilet. I pooped my pants once.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

thanks for the update on your bowel movements!

 

[thesuperstar]

some things you dont tell others.

 

[BO-CEPHUS]

Good karma for you, my friend.

 

[gymtime]

These ain't the runs, these be the sprints. My tummy churns like a refinery until I make it to the toilet and my butt explodes. You should see the mess it leaves, kinda like someone took a paintbrush with brown paint and shook it off in the toilet. I pooped my pants once.

......and yes ladies, he's SINGLE!!!

 

[J-DAM]

Eat some roughage.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

You said "tummy."

Hand in your penis and testicles ASAP.

 

[68GT350]

I feel your pain. Maybe Karma will cure your shits.

 

[Kahn]

How about when it lasts so long your ass hurts from wiping so much

 

[HighIntensity]

filthy bro