I am going to bed shortly.... by myself.

[AAP]

Ain't that a fucking crime?

The height of irony...

I am sleeping in someone else's house,
In someone else's bed,
under someone else's covers,
with someone else's dog,
and the bitch ain't even here.

Any poot marks that occur is going to be blamed on the dog.

"No shit. It was Sarah. Bitch was gassin me to death. Like she had gotten into some White Castle burgers or something."

 

[CFZB]

Sux.Do you Have a body Pilow?

 

[AAP]

Sux.Do you Have a body Pilow?

Yeah. But he's out of town.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I am going to bed shortly.... by myself. Ain't that a fucking crime?

If it is, I would get the dealth penalty...
G'night

 

[superqt4u2nv]

That is a crime and a half! If you were closer I would keep you company

 

[CFZB]

Yeah. But he's out of town.

lol....

 

[AAP]

That is a crime and a half! If you were closer I would keep you company

I would take you up on it.

 

[gonelifting]

Yeah. But he's out of town.

lol



and.... don't ever call me shortly. ehh, it's late.

 

[CFZB]

If it is, I would get the dealth penalty...
G'night

GodDam man.

 

[AAP]

If it is, I would get the dealth penalty...
G'night

But bro, I'm pretty.

I'm prettier than nathan. And more shiny too.