How to get rid of a door to door salesman

[sereneman]

This works great. After they give you their sales pitch. Say, "I tell you what, come on inside and let's take a bath and we'll talk about it." If you're a pretty big guy, it freaks them out. Word gets out and pretty soon- no more door to door salesmen.

 

[Silverback316]

lol that's a good one. Or you could just say "ahhhh I fucking hate you fucks and if you ever come here again I will go hog wild on your ass"

 

[KAYNE]

I PREFER TO SAY "NOT INTERESTED".


KAYNE

 

[Skipper McKipper]

I keep one of those big huge pots of boiling water on my battlements to dump on him or else I just open a trapdoor in the drawbridge and he falls into a crocodille infested moat.

 

[sereneman]

I PREFER TO SAY "NOT INTERESTED".

Yeah me too Kayne, but some of those people don't give up easily. I said that to one guy and he said, "How do you know you're not interested if you haven't listened to what I have to say?" That's when I decided to take more drastic measures.


KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

LOL....THATS WHEN YOU SHUT THE DOOR IN THEIR FACE. IF THEY WANT TO BE RUDE, FUCK'M.


KAYNE

 

[creep]

My favorites are the Jehovah Witnesses.