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Excerpt: Ever had em? It may be getting too personal, but since Sunday I've had a case and it's getting worse. First time in my life and I hope the last. I'm afraid to take a crap, REAL afraid... I can't Sit or Stand and was barely able to put in a Half Assed(get it "half assed") Workout this morning. I am hoping this goes away before my Vacation Starting Saturday or I will contemplate Hari Kari...

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    Unhappy hemorrhoids

    Ever had em?

    It may be getting too personal, but since Sunday I've had a case and it's getting worse.
    First time in my life and I hope the last.
    I'm afraid to take a crap, REAL afraid...

    I can't Sit or Stand and was barely able to put in a Half Assed(get it "half assed") Workout this morning.

    I am hoping this goes away before my Vacation Starting Saturday or I will contemplate Hari Kari...

    And NO they are not due to rough anal intercourse.
    Probably too much Fiber and doing the Elvis BM method ...

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    Get some Prep H and rub it in.

    Also, do not grunt when you are taking a shit.

    Or you could always think about getting it pierced, I hear that is the latest thing

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    Buying Prep H at the store is like buying Fem Hygine products for your woman..
    I may put on a Ski mask and pick some up later..

    Strain, Hell I took a Laxitive so it would just run out easy like....

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    Tucks......and a bullet to bite on.

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    Originally posted by Municipal Monkfish

    What heppens when u shit? Parts of ur anus come out the back???
    Like someone's thumb coming out from the inside....

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    Laxitive? Too runny can be just as bad as too hard, be careful.

    Have you been on antibiotics within the past couple of months? If so, you could have a yeast or other fungal infection in there (I'm sure you don't want to hear that).

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    Originally posted by Y_Lifter


    Like someone's thumb coming out from the inside....
    I'm calling bullshit. Post a pic.

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    No Anti B... And the Lax was just for last night as I was feeiling backed up.

    And as for Pic's, I'm sure I can get some from google.. But NO BS...
    I'm as serious as a hemorroid...

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    Originally posted by Y_Lifter
    No Anti B... And the Lax was just for last night as I was feeiling backed up.

    And as for Pic's, I'm sure I can get some from google.. But NO BS...
    I'm as serious as a hemorroid...
    I hear ya- I was just playin'

    Hope it gets better.



    ...why did I just feel strange saying that??

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    Y_lifter:

    because I care.... http://www.grandmas-herbs.com/freesample.htm


    Enjoy, buddy

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