Milhouse
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Hello Mullah
Hello Fatah
Here I am at
Camp Osama
Camp is very
Entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun in basic training
I went bombing
With Mohammed
He blew up like
Haley's comet
No use going
To the surgeons,
There were parts of him enough for 60 virgins
All the Sunnis
Hate the Saudis
And the innies
Hate the outies
But there's one thing
We agree on
All the beds are awful hard to get to sleep on
Camp looks nothing
Like the pictures
They showed us at
The recruiter's
And the food is pretty rotten
Guess it looks like I've been lied to to by Bin Laden
Take me home
Oh Mullah, Fatah!
Take me home
I hate Osama
Don't leave me
Out in Afghanistan
To find my ashes in a can
Take me home
I promise I won't
Pierce my ears
Or look at girls like
Britney Spears
Oh, please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day
I hear airplanes
They're approaching
All our bases
Are exploding
There's no hiding
From a bomber
Must close quick now cause I'm leaving Camp Osama
Sixty maidens
And they're virgin
But a slightly
Different version
They all look like
Janet Reno!
Mullah, Fatah, this is hell but how did we know?
C Henrickson @ 2001
Hello Fatah
Here I am at
Camp Osama
Camp is very
Entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun in basic training
I went bombing
With Mohammed
He blew up like
Haley's comet
No use going
To the surgeons,
There were parts of him enough for 60 virgins
All the Sunnis
Hate the Saudis
And the innies
Hate the outies
But there's one thing
We agree on
All the beds are awful hard to get to sleep on
Camp looks nothing
Like the pictures
They showed us at
The recruiter's
And the food is pretty rotten
Guess it looks like I've been lied to to by Bin Laden
Take me home
Oh Mullah, Fatah!
Take me home
I hate Osama
Don't leave me
Out in Afghanistan
To find my ashes in a can
Take me home
I promise I won't
Pierce my ears
Or look at girls like
Britney Spears
Oh, please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day
I hear airplanes
They're approaching
All our bases
Are exploding
There's no hiding
From a bomber
Must close quick now cause I'm leaving Camp Osama
Sixty maidens
And they're virgin
But a slightly
Different version
They all look like
Janet Reno!
Mullah, Fatah, this is hell but how did we know?
C Henrickson @ 2001
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