Have You Ever...

[ha1a1]

Used a keystroke logger to capture your wifes email password?

 

[nydj66]

Used a keystroke logger to capture your wifes email password?

If she didn't share the password when she set up the account, she's cheating on you.

 

[wootoom]

Have you ever jerked off with a kitchen knife up your arse?

 

[ha1a1]

I prefer to give her the illusion that she has privacy. If she thought i had the password and she wanted to cheat she would set up an alternate account. This way i audit discreetly.

 

[ha1a1]

Gone down on your mother in law?

 

[wootoom]

Have you ever fucked off?

 

[H_T_]

Put a dildo on the end of a pogo stick and fucked your wife and or gf with it?

 

[ha1a1]

Pissed on your mother in laws bathroom towels and toothbrush?

 

[H_T_]

Come home drunk and see your wife lying face down on the couch so you take your dick out and start dry fucking her ass and she turns around and it's your mother in law?

 

[ha1a1]

Shaved your balls, collected the hair then sprinkled them on your mother in laws bathroom basin....when shes having a dinner party?