Have a new female roommate....causing a SLIGHT problem

[Lumberg]

You know that thing the people tend to do to "release" their pent-up "frustrations?"

Well with my new roommate during the timeframe while I might normally "indulge" in this type of activity there is another occupant in the house.

Interesting feeling to have build up inside of you. I haven't felt this way in a while

 

[Becoming]

WTF bro- quit speaking in code- spit it out man.....

 

[Razorguns]

huh?

 

[Dogsoldier]

So, your basically saying you can't jerk off as you're used to, because now you don't live alone anymore?

 

[WarriorPL]

He wants to jerk off but he can't.

 

[hamstershaver]

i think hes refering to whacking his meat

 

[hamstershaver]

damn you guys are fast

 

[Lao Tzu]

does masturbation make noise or something? why would it matter if someone else was in the house, youre the landlord you make the rules. 5-6pm is masturbation hour.

 

[hardrock]

WTF? You don't have a door on your room? Or a lock on the bathroom door? Maybe she will give ya a "hand". Or more.

 

[WarriorPL]

Is she hot?