Have a new female roommate....causing a SLIGHT problem

[Lumberg]

I've never had good luck jerkin off in the shower. I need some sort of visual to get the job done ie.pics, movies

bing bing bing

Problem is there are no computers in my bedroom or shower stall. Thank you.

As far as flatulence I let a big stinky one as she was moving in.....that's not an issue

Oh and she's married and no sexual desire towards her.

 

[Mr. Black]

Well for me anyways. Exotic stories seemed to work the best, even better than porno movies. Go figure. I'm just glad I'm not single anymore, no need to worry about it.

 

[the nature boy]

yeah I'm not a fan of doing it in the shower either. I get all dopey when I finish and I could possibly slip and fall and that wouldn't be too cool.

 

[Mr. Black]

I do have a horrible dirty mind

That is a good thing

 

[Moderate_THIS]

yeah, cum turns all strandy and shit when the water-soluble portion dissolves away. I hate those DNA strands all over the place after doing it in the shower.

 

[Lift Chief]

Just beat it in your room or when she is gone... why the fuck is this thread so dumb.

 

[Becoming]

Oh and she's married and no sexual desire towards her.

So WTF is she doing living with you? get a new roommate....

NEXT!

 

[Dogsoldier]

So, is she hot? Or not?

 

[Mr. Black]

So WTF is she doing living with you? get a new roommate....

NEXT!

Either that or just cum right out and tell her your a horny guy and that you beat it alot and if she is to hear any slapping sounds, to simply disreagrd them.

 

[Becoming]

oh yeah, we need nude pics to know for sure.... pronto....

put a hidden cam in the shower....