The greatest way to spend a Saturday in the history of ways to spend a Saturday

[Nathan]

Go to a place where you know people of your same sex, whatever that may or may not be, will be naked, such as changerooms or kindergarten classrooms. Remove only your pants and find yourself a comfortable place to sit that is just out of the way of pedestrian traffic. Put a chair on the other side of the walkway or what-have-you and prop your legs up on it so that they are strewn lazily across the walkway. People should have to wait for you to move your legs before they can pass. Cross your legs, and tuck your genitals snuggly between them. Whenever someone approaches and wishes for you to let them pass, simply lift your legs upwards slowly, being careful to keep them straight and to not bend at the knees. This may take a little flexibility on your part so make sure you are nimble enough to pull this off. When you finally get your legs at a 90 degree angle with the floor, the naked person waiting to get by you will inevitably glance down to see your erect cock and saggy scrotum glaring right back at him from between your propped up legs. Remember to smile, wink, and whisper, "Yoo hoo!"

 

[Nathan]

your posts are a little wordy as of late.

would someone mind summarizing this for me?

YOU'RE a little wordy as of late. Hurts, doesn't it?

 

[notoriousQQ]

your posts are a little wordy as of late.

would someone mind summarizing this for me?

 

[Nathan]

I'm so outta here. I'll never post again.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Funny.

I liked it.

I think.

 

[Nathan]

it's true though, you could have easily said:

"on Saturday go to a place filled with naked men and take off you pants. Then stretch your body so that your in the way of everyone, but make sure your balls are tuck between your legs. When people ask to cross by pull your dick out and violently beat the living shit out of them and vigorously deficate all over their persons."

That would make me a liar since I don't at all expect that anyone would have the greatest Saturday ever pulling a perverted stunt like that.

 

[ajtomasi]

YOU'RE a little wordy as of late. Hurts, doesn't it?

it's true though, you could have easily said:

"on Saturday go to a place filled with naked men and take off you pants. Then stretch your body so that your in the way of everyone, but make sure your balls are tuck between your legs. When people ask to cross by pull your dick out and violently beat the living shit out of them and vigorously deficate all over their persons."

 

[Monkey Pox]

I don't get it.

I mean brilliant.

Or gay.

Or owned.

Ok, I admit it. I didn't read it.

 

[casavant]

it's true though, you could have easily said:

"on Saturday go to a place filled with naked men and take off you pants. Then stretch your body so that your in the way of everyone, but make sure your balls are tuck between your legs. When people ask to cross by pull your dick out and violently beat the living shit out of them and vigorously deficate all over their persons."

The wording is what makes or breaks a piece, as far as entertainment value is concerned.

That is some seriously twisted-funny stuff, Nathan.

 

[pitbullstl]

Weird guy Ace............weird guy.......