The dykes hate us cause we have dicks. You ever seen their sex toys? All dildos. Like dicks. Which so are ours, but that is besides the point. We like dicks. That's why we like men. Lesbians with dick-like sex toys is odd. If they liked dicks, they should like men. It would be like two bottoms buying a rubber vagina.
What would they do with that? Stick flowers in it and display it on the dining room table?