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Here yee, here yee.
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My wenis got cutoff by a hamburger.
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Calmly purchase something and bolt out screaming, "see ya suckers!"
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Why you crying? (To the quietest person)
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You wanna make that a biggie fry?
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Sorry we closed at eight thirty.
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You must be a proud grandma.
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Pretend to answer your phone in a quiet setting and yell, "I said eleven thirty mom!"
**Clearly these should be said out of context and when least expected**
First post?