First, let me take a selfie!

[AFeedz]

Lol!

Nah, no dipping my pen in company ink.

Just a serious compatability issue.

Oddly enough, she's been super cool about letting me have the kud and we haven't had any problems since she moved out

Too lazy to go read the last few pages. Are you and your wife splitting? I'm super sorry to hear that.

 

[bigbassturd]

Yeah.

Summary: we split, I can't spell 'kid' and noone fuckin cares. The end.

 

[miplank]

Fuck off and post a selfie

 

[sexyMFer]

Or give me your wife's number

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm drinking at the park

 

[sexyMFer]

On the swing?

 

[bigbassturd]

No but now that you mentioned it I will

I'm under some shitty little pavillion looking thing because it's hot as a motherfucker

I just realized how much I look like some kind of rambling bum out here

FML

 

[bigbassturd]

Drunk park selfie!

 

[Faizakafez]

I didn't know they had indoor parks.. are the swings in the door way or the basement?

 

[dabuffguy]

I didn't know they had indoor parks.. are the swings in the door way or the basement?

He's under a pavilion you fucking idiot.