Fat-blocking pill will be sold over the counter

[PICK3]

FDA allows nonprescription sale of lower-dose version of Xenical

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17032249/

Wanna guess how I'll be taking them?

 

[theoak01]

anally,ya you seem like that kinda guy

 

[Smurfy]

am i still fat?

 

[redguru]

You don't need to take them anally, anything coming out will be loose anyway.

Wait, that's already the case with you.

Never mind.

 

[chewyxrage]

Interesting...

 

[sardonicone]

Let's make it even easier for the fatties to do NOTHING to change their lifestyles. Brilliant.

And while we're at it, let's continue ignoring most major causes of death. Who needs preventive medicine anyways?

 

[youngguns]

Pick3, you suck, and fat only hearts you're heart. Although essential fatty acids can help reduce fat and aid your heart in ...some things

 

[sardonicone]

Pick3, you suck, and fat only hearts you're heart. Although essential fatty acids can help reduce fat and aid your heart in ...some things

Fat doesn't heart your heart. Fat doesn't heart you at all.

 

[PICK3]

Now if they could add that ingredient to xannies ...

 

[youngguns]

Fat doesn't heart your heart. Fat doesn't heart you at all.

IT DOES!!!
lol HURT!