Yeah, I can beat that one. One time (in band camp) I rolled outta bed and hit the gym in the shorts I slept in. No underwear. (what can I say... it was 4:45 a.m., I didn't give a shit) You see where this is going... Anyway, was squatting ATG style and at the bottom, the inseam on the shorts burst. Next thing I know, there is a nice breeze on my balls. Keep in mind, that the squat rack is at the front (in front of a mirror too) of a rectangular room with all the other equipment behind it -- everybody faces the squat rack and the person that is squatting has their back to the room. There is also a cable cross about 10 feet behind the rack that faces it. Some guy was doing crossovers and I'm sitting there with my shorts split up to the elastic, balls and crack hanging out, and 405 on my back. I was pissed I had to stop the set. Luckily, I had warmup pants with me. Had a good laugh over that one...