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EF People and who they were in high school

Buddy_Christ

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this thread is NOT intended for you to tell everyone who you were in high school. this thread is intended for others to guess at who YOU were in high school.

AAP - friendly, outgoing, GQ looking guy that all the ladies wanted, but he never dated any of them. him and the Quarterback for the foot ball team, however, had a "special" relationship that no one knew about.


ChefWide - Forever known as the kid that shit himself on a feild trip. tried to laugh it off, and can laugh about it now, but his high school sex life abruptly ended after that.


Anya/Rottenwillow - kept 2-3 close friends. you didn't talk to her unless she wanted you to talk to her. if she caught you staring at her good looks for more than a few seconds, her words ("take a picture, it'll last longer!") would cut through anyone like a knife and embarass them. you stayed out of her way, she stayed out of yours, and everything was fine. she was the girl you just did NOT want to piss off.


Ejaculator - stared at girls constantly with a raging hard on. they all knew it too, and no women would talk to him. jerked off a lot, especially in the school bathrooms.


Gonelifting - The class clown that no one found funny.


Fragadelic - attempted to charm the pants off of every girl he talked to but was never able to. girls tolerated him as they did not see him as a threat, just merely a little annoying.


TucBuscuit - when he walked into the cafeteria, students parted like the Red Sea to get out of his way. if he asked "are you going to eat that?" and there wasn't a response in 2 seconds, he'd have it halfway stuffed into his mouth.


BBF - he's from Texas, so that already puts him in the negative. Talked big, constantly. only had a few friends that could tolerate him. slept with any chick that would spread her legs for him. wait, he still does that.


Tiger88 - showed up drunk for class one day and slurred, "is this the EASY class?" the teacher responded with, "no, this is the ESL class, you know, English as a Second Language. you're too drunk to be here, go to the principal's office." Tiger88 never went back to that class, which explains a lot about his typing abilities.


who can come up with more?
 
cheifwide- Fat kid

Alien Ant- Likeable guy who never got laid

Jerkbox- Studious cross country runner

coldblue- Special student

foxygel- Band leader, hung with Alien

Werd- scandalous hot cheerleader who dated much older men
 
Gambino - Dungeons and Dragons type of kid. Friends with the nerdiest teacher who was most likely a science teacher. Wore faded black t-shirts with stretched out collars and was too big for him.
 
String_bean - the guy's who's bicep peaked better than yours and it pissed you off. Probably got a decent amount of ho's too.
 
Jerkbox was on the baseball team, he was caught red handed with a finger full of icy hot and some freshman on the team bent over the gym bench with his pants down.

took a stab...I got it right didnt I?
 
U of A Iron- Guy who frequently got boners in the locker room

string_bean- Guy who benched 125 lbs freshman-senior year
 
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