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Excerpt: Is Your Son or Husband Masturbating? Desire to spend less time with family and more time with "new friends" that you've not met. **********THIS IS THE CIRCLE JERK CREW********** Takes long drives in the car alone at strange hours of the day or walks the dog in the woods. Goes hunting or fishing alone. *******THATS WHEN HE IS GETTING SOME BOOTY**********

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    Is Your Son or Husband Masturbating?

    Desire to spend less time with family and more time with "new friends" that you've not met.

    **********THIS IS THE CIRCLE JERK CREW**********

    Takes long drives in the car alone at strange hours of the day or walks the dog in the woods. Goes hunting or fishing alone.

    *******THATS WHEN HE IS GETTING SOME BOOTY**********

    You discover your personal items missing from your lingerie drawer, rest-room, or kitchen and find them in strange places in the house: panties, soft socks, slips, nylons, hand-towels, wash cloths, tissue rolls, maxi-pads, hand lotions, body creams, baby oil, Vaseline, Nozema, dish-towels, rubber gloves, plastic sandwich baggies, vegetable oil, hot dogs, soft bread, melons, cucumbers, scrubbing pads, whipped topping, pineapple rings and bananas.

    ******HMMMMMMM>>>

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