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Dog Pet Peeves About Humans


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Excerpt: 1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny. 3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!! 4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?) 5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

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    Talking Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

    1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

    2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.

    3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

    4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a
    little like cat butt?)

    5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

    6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

    7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

    10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

    11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your shit up when you're not home.

    12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

    13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.

    14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you tard.

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    You are the man now, Dog.

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    lol

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    I was picturing my dog saying all that shit while I was reading it, Priceless!!!!

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    Re: Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

    Originally posted by WODIN
    14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you tard.


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    This is one to share... thanks Pop's

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