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    anabolicmd
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    Did you know that when you masturbate...

    ...you are shaking hands with the devil? Its true.

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    Then the devil must be my best friend.

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    the devil must be getting sick of me.

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    The devil has a nice firm shake.

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    neither of us seems to mind

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    We've been shaking hands for a loooong time.

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    Re: Did you know that when you masturbate...

    Did you know that when you masturbate ...
    you are shaking hands with the devil? Its true.
    That's a worry - he always seems pleased to meet me.

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    See, I have a theory about this:

    If idle hands do the devil's work...

    And when you masturbate, your hands are definitely not idle...

    Then masturbation must be God's work.

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    satchboogie
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    lmfao

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    ... an angel gets it wings.

    Or they kill a kitten. One of those two things....

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