Did you know that when you masturbate...

fsupat70 · Oct 3, 2003

mekannik said:
... an angel gets it wings.

Or they kill a kitten. One of those two things....

ive killed more kittens than a chinese restaurant

jerkbox · Oct 3, 2003

yes, the devil is always mad at me because my hands are sticky....

onerepmaximum · Oct 3, 2003

I wonder if this is what Jerry Garcia was thinking of when he wrote Friend of the Devil.

Dougly · Oct 3, 2003

also, the devil has a great big hand.

vixenbabe · Oct 3, 2003

I'll say a few Hail Mary's and all will be forgiven!

rnch · Oct 3, 2003

i'M teyrinf tu raplie, but it's jaaaarde to typppe wif uon han

ajtomasi · Oct 3, 2003

you guys should come and join my mastrobation thread and try to stop yourselves

mekannik · Oct 3, 2003

ajtomasi said:
you guys should come and join my mastrobation thread and try to stop yourselves

Having to look at your avatar(s) is doing that for me already.

ajtomasi · Oct 3, 2003

mekannik said:
Having to look at your avatar(s) is doing that for me already.

check your email, i just send you a pic of my penis

IhateOsama · Oct 3, 2003

anabolicmd said:
...you are shaking hands with the devil? Its true.

If you are not a moron, you are doing a first-rate impression of one.