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'Lose YourGame'
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity ...
To win your fourth game of the year ...
One overtime ...
Would you capture it? Or just let it flip?
Marty eyes the field, thinks hard, knows the deal
Emp'ror's clothes will soon reveal: Detroit's schlemiel
He's lead-losing, but he chooses to spin the wheel
Of fortune, but he's about to have his sealed:
So it's on to O-T, the coin flips D-E-T
Pinky in the air -- he feels it's way too gusty
He DEFERS -- and thus incurs the first degree:
"It's sudden death! And you're scared 'cause it's windy?"
You're gonna lose your game in the heat of the battle
You're rattled, you're gonna let it go
Don't you know that when you give a team with mo'
An opportunity, then all the way they'll go.
On third-and-18, Miller hits Booker for 15
And here comes the nightmare Lions-lovers have seen:
On fourth-and-3, Miller finds Dez White in a seam
Five yards. First down! The Bears fans scream.
The Bears run three times for three yards -- set the scene:
A 40-yard try by Edinger, looking into the end-zone screen.
Coach Marty put all his stock into the W-I-N-D,
Now it'll crash around him like the N-Y-S-E.
The kick is up ... it's good! The fans cheer up the place.
Who couldn't guess that Marty's coin-flip call would blow up in his face?
The moral of the story: In sudden death, you take the ball first!
How does this rank among the year's bad coaching calls? Worst!
But then Marty kept up his decisions dumbfounding,
The bad news from his errors kept compounding.
Not declining on that fateful third-and-eight?
Astounding.
An inglorious finish for Coach Last-Name-Strange-Sounding.
You're gonna lose your game, now you're the league's main goat
Your career: Ending on such a sour note
You got not one -- but two! -- shots at deciding votes
Now your future is obvious: That's all she wrote.
Dan Shanoff is a columnist for Page 2 and would likely not win any "battles" at the Shelter.
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity ...
To win your fourth game of the year ...
One overtime ...
Would you capture it? Or just let it flip?
Marty eyes the field, thinks hard, knows the deal
Emp'ror's clothes will soon reveal: Detroit's schlemiel
He's lead-losing, but he chooses to spin the wheel
Of fortune, but he's about to have his sealed:
So it's on to O-T, the coin flips D-E-T
Pinky in the air -- he feels it's way too gusty
He DEFERS -- and thus incurs the first degree:
"It's sudden death! And you're scared 'cause it's windy?"
You're gonna lose your game in the heat of the battle
You're rattled, you're gonna let it go
Don't you know that when you give a team with mo'
An opportunity, then all the way they'll go.
On third-and-18, Miller hits Booker for 15
And here comes the nightmare Lions-lovers have seen:
On fourth-and-3, Miller finds Dez White in a seam
Five yards. First down! The Bears fans scream.
The Bears run three times for three yards -- set the scene:
A 40-yard try by Edinger, looking into the end-zone screen.
Coach Marty put all his stock into the W-I-N-D,
Now it'll crash around him like the N-Y-S-E.
The kick is up ... it's good! The fans cheer up the place.
Who couldn't guess that Marty's coin-flip call would blow up in his face?
The moral of the story: In sudden death, you take the ball first!
How does this rank among the year's bad coaching calls? Worst!
But then Marty kept up his decisions dumbfounding,
The bad news from his errors kept compounding.
Not declining on that fateful third-and-eight?
Astounding.
An inglorious finish for Coach Last-Name-Strange-Sounding.
You're gonna lose your game, now you're the league's main goat
Your career: Ending on such a sour note
You got not one -- but two! -- shots at deciding votes
Now your future is obvious: That's all she wrote.
Dan Shanoff is a columnist for Page 2 and would likely not win any "battles" at the Shelter.
