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    the definition of instant gratification

    is farting in a tanning booth

    the fan blows it right in my face, right away.

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    Re: the definition of instant gratification

    west coasters don't need tanning booths faggo

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    Re: the definition of instant gratification

    lol

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    Re: the definition of instant gratification

    "I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this..."

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    Re: the definition of instant gratification

    Niners/Saints this weekend. Looks like your boys will have Smith back, not that its going to matter.

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    Re: the definition of instant gratification

    Quote Quote posted by swole
    is farting in a tanning booth

    the fan blows it right in my face, right away.

    aren't you trying to score with covergirl? Not sure talking about leaving greasestains on tanning beds is going to win her over...........just a thought bor.......

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    Quote Quote posted by redsamurai
    aren't you trying to score with covergirl? Not sure talking about leaving greasestains on tanning beds is going to win her over...........just a thought bor.......
    have you not seen her avatar?

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    Re: the definition of instant gratification

    Quote Quote posted by nimbus
    have you not seen her avatar?

    did he already score? well than nevermind..........on with the fartjokes!!!........

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    busting a nut

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    Re: the definition of instant gratification

    Quote Quote posted by nimbus
    have you not seen her avatar?

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