Consider yourself lucky my friend. The banana show is nothing more than some Jap lady who shoves a banana up her cooch, and uses the muscles in there to chop pieces out. She's rumored to have been doing that since 'nam era, and she sure looks like she did. I still can't look at a banana without wanting to throw up. Something you have to see if you're over here, but never want to see again.
What was your MOS when you were in the Corps, and what bases were you stationed at?