code - how do i love thee? let me count the ways...

[smallmovesal]

Modern Love Poem


A Trite Redundant Poem With a Laughable Excuse For a StructureAddressed To Absolutely No One in Particular and Whose Only Redeeming Value is That It's Short
a.k.a. A Modern Love Poem

My dearest darling with long dark hair and eyes azure,
My love for you is eternal, tried, and sure.
I stare into the infinite depths of your eyes,
But I often find my gaze directed at your thighs.

Everyone appreciates your unsurpassed beauty and grace,
Your perfect rippling form and enchanting face.
Some say beauty is fleeting, and boy do I agree.
Your personality sucks, so when you're 40, with you I will not be.

My sweet, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
One...uh...one...hmm...number one...gimme a chance... how about the
way your body sways?

Let me once more restate my love for you.
65% of the time, to you I'm true.
There is no other man with whom I lay,
At least, not at this particular time of day.

My dear, you're absolutely the best.
How 'bout accompanying me to the next Centralfest?
(That is, unless I don't have another date)
The events that brought us together must have been fate.

I love you, I love you, I love you.
You're the greatest, Jim, I mean Jerry, I mean Frank.

 

[Code]

Hahaha!

Ahh, my babydoll I miss you. Are we getting back together again?
I mean, the divorce isn't final or anything.....

 

[smallmovesal]

i never sent in the papers baby...

 

[Code]

To paraphrase the romantic stylings of Phish:

I've been sleeping diagonal in our bed.

 

[Nimrod25]

If you guys move in together I hope the walls will be padded.

 

[smallmovesal]

If you guys move in together I hope the walls will be padded.

don't look now nimmy.. i think your mummy saw you write that and you're in for a spankin'

 

[Nimrod25]

don't look now nimmy.. i think your mummy saw you write that and you're in for a spankin'

Ugh, your wit is comparable to your sex appeal. Both are non-existent.

 

[Code]

Smalls and I are married DoT.
I thought everyone knew that.

 

[smallmovesal]

Ugh, your wit is comparable to your sex appeal. Both are non-existent.

i still remember what you said to me on msn honey... sorry i'm taken though.







code and i are in love dot... with your wife's ass... and each other.

isn't that right snookums?

 

[Nimrod25]

i still remember what you said to me on msn honey... sorry i'm taken though.

I don't use MSN, twat.